“pTo whom it may concern:/p
pDue to overuse, and the corresponding devaluation, of the word “EPIC,” it shall be retired for the 2009-10 season, effective immediately./p
pCoaches: We invite you to explore the myriad corners of the English language and locate new, striking and inspiring words to describe your rollerskis, core-strength sessions and pole-bounding intervals./p
pThank you for your cooperation in this matter./p”br/br/ – em Corkdog/em