Monday, November 2, 2009.
SilverStar, BC.
Sweet!
a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDjg7hsV7I/AAAAAAAAAMY/tEyOLOwWS3c/s1600-h/DSC02777.JPG”/abr /br /div style=”text-align: center;”br //divdivbr //diva onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDe-48y5_I/AAAAAAAAAMI/pKwt0h9wKEw/s1600-h/Bill+Demong.jpg”img style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;” src=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDe-48y5_I/AAAAAAAAAMI/pKwt0h9wKEw/s320/Bill+Demong.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400061125237860338″ //adivdiv style=”text-align: center;”Billy D on the Nasdaq wall/divbr /br /I am in awe of what happens in this city. First of all, I don’t think you are allowed to be a cab driver here if you do not honk your horn at least every 2 minutes. These streets are alive with sirens, horns, the subway passing underneath you and the constant game of dodge ball you play with the people walking all around you. There are street vendors selling bananas 3 for $1, 3 handbags for $25, 3 “I Love NYC” shirts for $10, 3 bialys for $2, “How about a hotdog Ma’am? 3 for $3!) If you need just about anything in this world you can find it on the streets of New York City. Anything and everything but quiet. Yesterday I had the experience of stepping into the world’s largest store, Macy’s. I know I’m from Vermont, the state that has the only capital in the US of A with no MacDonalds or Starbucks, and any town larger than Burlington looks gigantic to us, but the nations biggest store! I had to see this. So, I followed the other girls in with one mission, and that was to get our makeup done for free at one of the 75 companies that had a booth in Macy’s. I wandered around aimlessly for a while, bumping into shoppers who had a clear mission, until I saw a familiar brand, Clinique, and strode over to the desk. I picked the girl who had the least makeup on behind the counter and asked if she could please help because I had no idea what I was doing. Her name was Matilda and when I told her I needed some makeup (probably pronounced wrong) on my face for a formal ball she asked me what I normally used on a day to day basis. Things started to get comical here, especially when I said that I wasn’t sure I had ever put makeup on in my life. To me, that wasn’t a big deal. When you spend 4 hours a day in bright colored spandex, it’s not the first thing you think to do when you get back inside. To Matilda, born and raised in the city, it was a bit of a shock. So she began to fix me up and 30 minutes later I left the beauty department sporting a look that was a bit different than the one I usually wore. I had heard that this store had 8 or 9 floors of whatever you can imagine, so I decided to venture up to see what was going on in the rest of this maze. Women’s shoes were always fun to look at, so I looked at a map and of the store and saw that they could be found on floors 4 span class=”Apple-style-span” style=”font-style: italic;”and /span5! I felt instantly claustrophobic and, as if I was in a fire, searched frantically for a lit-up exit sign. This store was as if someone has taken all the fields around my house, stacked them up and filled them with products. It was enormous, I was overwhelmed and had bonked.div /divdiv /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divimg style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;” src=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDeDNhh8qI/AAAAAAAAAMA/YgPQ1VKDw3U/s320/LIz+with+name.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400060099968496290″ /div style=”text-align: center;”Nasdaq building where we all had our pictures taken as well as our names on the wall!/divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;”We then headed to Gotham Hall and as always, the Ski Team Ball is a good show. All us athletes step out of our sweatpants, training gear, and race suits and get into suits, dresses, high heels and makeup and mill about with 500 really psyched up fans of US Skiing. Alongside us were former Olympic medalists Donna Weinbrech, Tommy Moe, and Billy Kidd. /divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”img src=”http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDjgvXCOtI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/k6PK44-t1Hw/s320/DSC02771.JPG” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400066104825625298″ style=”display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; ” //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”Billy Kidd, me, Mike Engel, Marco Sullivan. Mike and his ex wife Deb Lovci have put me up in Park City for the last 3 summers and Mike came all the way out to New York in support of the US Ski Team and me. Pretty awesome people./divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”span class=”Apple-style-span” style=”color: rgb(0, 0, 238); “img src=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDjg7hsV7I/AAAAAAAAAMY/tEyOLOwWS3c/s320/DSC02777.JPG” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400066108091553714″ style=”display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; ” //span/divdiv style=”text-align: center;” Ralph Green and me with a few of the supporters/divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”The Ski Balls are always a good time and an awesome way for athletes to meet some of the many people who support our efforts./divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /div/divdiv class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8313858291794282393-3945240402014155780?l=lizhstephen.blogspot.com’//div
I always thought that riding in the team van was slow, stopping at every rest stop to relieve full bladders and top off empty Nalgenes. Well, compared to my first experience on a Greyhound bus yesterday, I’ve decided the van feels like a Formula 1 race car, flying down the road making wicked fast pit stops. The travel day started great with a bulkhead seat on an almost empty plane, almost too good to be true!
This never happens!
Flying into Vancouver: Sea to Sky
Driving through Vancouver has never left a positive impression on me, as the traffic and stoplights make getting anywhere efficiently next to impossible. Riding the Vancouver Sky Tram (the public transportation network), on the other hand, was easy, fast, and inexpensive. For $1.50 (Canadian!), I was able to take a 45 minute train ride into Downtown, then transfer trains to Pacific Station (read: Greyhound Depot). A beautiful, sunny afternoon made traveling through town with a full ski bag and duffel much easier.
Riding the Greyhound was my payback for the empty, direct flight to Vancouver. The bus was totally full (as Bill the bus driver pointed out: “54 fewer cars on the road”) for the entire 6 hour 30 minute journey.
If the Polar Express were a bus, it would be the Greyhound from Vancouver to Kelowna. As the sun set, a full moon rose over the mountains. The bus climbed into the mountains (getting passed by semi trucks) and the small snow piles along the interstate turned into white fields of snow, illuminated by the moonlight. Kelowna was a valley of welcoming lights at the end of my Greyhound journey. Liebsch picked me up in his rental car (he was able to fly directly into Kelowna) and less than an hour later, we had a car full of groceries as we pulled into Silver Star. We went to bed dreaming of the snow we were going to schuss in the morning.
I always thought that riding in the team van was slow, stopping at every rest stop to relieve full bladders and top off empty Nalgenes. Well, compared to my first experience on a Greyhound bus yesterday, I’ve decided the van feels like a Formula 1 race car, flying down the road making wicked fast pit stops. The travel day started great with a bulkhead seat on an almost empty plane, almost too good to be true!
This never happens!
Flying into Vancouver: Sea to Sky
Driving through Vancouver has never left a positive impression on me, as the traffic and stoplights make getting anywhere efficiently next to impossible. Riding the Vancouver Sky Tram (the public transportation network), on the other hand, was easy, fast, and inexpensive. For $1.50 (Canadian!), I was able to take a 45 minute train ride into Downtown, then transfer trains to Pacific Station (read: Greyhound Depot). A beautiful, sunny afternoon made traveling through town with a full ski bag and duffel much easier.
Riding the Greyhound was my payback for the empty, direct flight to Vancouver. The bus was totally full (as Bill the bus driver pointed out: “54 fewer cars on the road”) for the entire 6 hour 30 minute journey.
If the Polar Express were a bus, it would be the Greyhound from Vancouver to Kelowna. As the sun set, a full moon rose over the mountains. The bus climbed into the mountains (getting passed by semi trucks) and the small snow piles along the interstate turned into white fields of snow, illuminated by the moonlight. Kelowna was a valley of welcoming lights at the end of my Greyhound journey. Liebsch picked me up in his rental car (he was able to fly directly into Kelowna) and less than an hour later, we had a car full of groceries as we pulled into Silver Star. We went to bed dreaming of the snow we were going to schuss in the morning.
div style=”text-align: left;”a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://www.ultratune.net/pdfs/workorder.pdf” target=”_blank”img style=”margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 211px;” src=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T8lplfcx_Ro/Su_-7j6Ae8I/AAAAAAAAAWI/gRVsu6E-7zs/s320/mantec+arrival+0113.jpg” alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399814777444793282″ border=”0″ //aYou’ve been training this summer and fall to get the most from your skiing, so make sure your skis aren’t a limiter.br //divdiv style=”border: medium none ;”br //divdiv style=”border: medium none ;”Prepare all of your skis to run their best with a fresh grind and hotbox service. At Nordic Ultratune, a grind batch starts every Thursday and those skis are ready for shipping on the following Monday — just 4 days later. Return shipping is FedEx Express Saver, which is 3rd day delivery. So, skis that are shipped out on Monday will arrive back to you on Thursday.br //divbr /div style=”border: medium none ;”Here’s the upcoming service schedule at Nordic Ultratune. Use these dates to make sure you get your skis ready before your most important races.br //divulli style=”border: medium none ;”Skis in by Nov 5th will ship out on Nov 9th and arrive by Nov 12th./lili style=”border: medium none ;”Skis in by Nov 12th will ship out on Nov 16th and arrive by the 19th./lili style=”border: medium none ;”Skis in by Nov 19th will ship out on Nov 23rd and arrive by the 27th (the 26th is a holiday)./lili style=”border: medium none ;”Skis in by Nov 26th will ship out on Nov 30th and arrive by Dec 3rd./lili style=”border: medium none ;”Skis in by Dec 3rd will ship out on Dec 7th and arrive by Dec 10th.br //li/ulYou can see that there are still a few service batches scheduled before the big Thanksgiving week training camps (and races…). There is still time to get a fast grind on your skis before the season kicks off! But don’t delay… …fast boards are a joy to ski on, and they’re a real advantage.br /br /Download a
Chuck came up to Hayward last Wednesday to pick up his new skis. We heard through the grapevine that Silver Star got hit by a big snowstorm and, what started as a “what if. . .?” on a wet and rainy roller ski quickly turned into a conceivable plan. . .
Matt Liebsch
Chuck came up to Hayward last Wednesday to pick up his new skis. We heard through the grapevine that Silver Star got hit by a big snowstorm and, what started as a “what if. . .?” on a wet and rainy roller ski quickly turned into a conceivable plan. . .
Matt Liebsch
Chuck came up to Hayward last Wednesday to pick up his new skis. We heard through the grapevine that Silver Star got hit by a big snowstorm and, what started as a “what if. . .?” on a wet and rainy roller ski quickly turned into a conceivable plan. . .
Matt Liebsch
a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDjg7hsV7I/AAAAAAAAAMY/tEyOLOwWS3c/s1600-h/DSC02777.JPG”/abr /br /div style=”text-align: center;”br //divdivbr //diva onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDe-48y5_I/AAAAAAAAAMI/pKwt0h9wKEw/s1600-h/Bill+Demong.jpg”img style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;” src=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDe-48y5_I/AAAAAAAAAMI/pKwt0h9wKEw/s320/Bill+Demong.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400061125237860338″ //adivdiv style=”text-align: center;”Billy D on the Nasdaq wall/divbr /br /I am in awe of what happens in this city. First of all, I don’t think you are allowed to be a cab driver here if you do not honk your horn at least every 2 minutes. These streets are alive with sirens, horns, the subway passing underneath you and the constant game of dodge ball you play with the people walking all around you. There are street vendors selling bananas 3 for $1, 3 handbags for $25, 3 “I Love NYC” shirts for $10, 3 bialys for $2, “How about a hotdog Ma’am? 3 for $3!) If you need just about anything in this world you can find it on the streets of New York City. Anything and everything but quiet. Yesterday I had the experience of stepping into the world’s largest store, Macy’s. I know I’m from Vermont, the state that has the only capital in the US of A with no MacDonalds or Starbucks, and any town larger than Burlington looks gigantic to us, but the nations biggest store! I had to see this. So, I followed the other girls in with one mission, and that was to get our makeup done for free at one of the 75 companies that had a booth in Macy’s. I wandered around aimlessly for a while, bumping into shoppers who had a clear mission, until I saw a familiar brand, Clinique, and strode over to the desk. I picked the girl who had the least makeup on behind the counter and asked if she could please help because I had no idea what I was doing. Her name was Matilda and when I told her I needed some makeup (probably pronounced wrong) on my face for a formal ball she asked me what I normally used on a day to day basis. Things started to get comical here, especially when I said that I wasn’t sure I had ever put makeup on in my life. To me, that wasn’t a big deal. When you spend 4 hours a day in bright colored spandex, it’s not the first thing you think to do when you get back inside. To Matilda, born and raised in the city, it was a bit of a shock. So she began to fix me up and 30 minutes later I left the beauty department sporting a look that was a bit different than the one I usually wore. I had heard that this store had 8 or 9 floors of whatever you can imagine, so I decided to venture up to see what was going on in the rest of this maze. Women’s shoes were always fun to look at, so I looked at a map and of the store and saw that they could be found on floors 4 span class=”Apple-style-span” style=”font-style: italic;”and /span5! I felt instantly claustrophobic and, as if I was in a fire, searched frantically for a lit-up exit sign. This store was as if someone has taken all the fields around my house, stacked them up and filled them with products. It was enormous, I was overwhelmed and had bonked.div /divdiv /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divimg style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;” src=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDeDNhh8qI/AAAAAAAAAMA/YgPQ1VKDw3U/s320/LIz+with+name.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400060099968496290″ /div style=”text-align: center;”Nasdaq building where we all had our pictures taken as well as our names on the wall!/divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;”We then headed to Gotham Hall and as always, the Ski Team Ball is a good show. All us athletes step out of our sweatpants, training gear, and race suits and get into suits, dresses, high heels and makeup and mill about with 500 really psyched up fans of US Skiing. Alongside us were former Olympic medalists Donna Weinbrech, Tommy Moe, and Billy Kidd. /divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”img src=”http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDjgvXCOtI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/k6PK44-t1Hw/s320/DSC02771.JPG” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400066104825625298″ style=”display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; ” //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”Billy Kidd, me, Mike Engel, Marco Sullivan. Mike and his ex wife Deb Lovci have put me up in Park City for the last 3 summers and Mike came all the way out to New York in support of the US Ski Team and me. Pretty awesome people./divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”span class=”Apple-style-span” style=”color: rgb(0, 0, 238); “img src=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ObMdc4mpVIg/SvDjg7hsV7I/AAAAAAAAAMY/tEyOLOwWS3c/s320/DSC02777.JPG” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400066108091553714″ style=”display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; ” //span/divdiv style=”text-align: center;” Ralph Green and me with a few of the supporters/divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”The Ski Balls are always a good time and an awesome way for athletes to meet some of the many people who support our efforts./divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /divdiv style=”text-align: center;” /div/divdiv class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8313858291794282393-3945240402014155780?l=lizhstephen.blogspot.com’ alt=” //div
pWhoa. It is Nov 2supnd/sup and my first race is in two weeks. Time does fly but, looking back, it has been a productive fall. Let’s rewind a bit. The Ramsau camp went off without a hitch. The snow was not the best this year but I hardly noticed. I really didn’t care what I was skiing on because the scenery on the glacier was amazing enough to make any three hour training session enjoyable. This is my fourth year going to Europe for a fall glacier camp with the Quebec Training Centre and we are getting pretty dialed in. We have learned logistically and training-wise from past camps and now we get the job done without much fuss./p
pAfter traveling back to Quebec, the team took a few quiet days of rest before starting in on an intensity block. Roller skiing, running and ski striding intervals of all different lengths had everyone getting faster with each session. The training volume was pretty low in order to allow everyone to be adequately rested for each workout./p
pI am living with Alex and his family, who have graciously let me stay in their extra bedroom once again. Since I finished my economics course earlier this fall, my afternoons between workouts have been spent mostly reading, broken up by chilling with the boys, dodging the swine flu and drinking coffee. Roberto Bolano’s monster,i 2666/i and Naomi Klein’s iThe Shock Doctrine/i have been keeping me informed and entertained./p
pLife has been nice and calm these last few weeks but that will change on Thursday when I leave for Sweden to start racing on the World Cup!/p
img src=”http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshlgiM9Vf1qzvvqho1_500.jpg”/br/br/pFall in MSA, QC/p
pbThe Husaby Ratio/b Number of Times Ben does something crazy per number of skiers he inspires to take up racing 1:8/p
pbDussault Ratio: /bNumber of mentions of the almighty per news release: 1.5:1/p
pbKapala Ratio: /bNumber of athletes wrestled to the ground per number of statements of absolute certainty made per day. 1:1/p
pbAndrew Johnson Ratio: /bNumber of hours mocking Simons per hours spent training 1:1/p
pbLiz Stephen Ratio: /bNumber of skiers on the planet per number of skiers that are genuinely kind and happy. 4Million:1/p
pbZ. Caldwell Ratio: /bNumber of skis ground per number of controversial comments lobbed out just to cause a reaction. 435,000:1/p
pbRMD Ratio: /bNumber of Coaches that are fitter than their athletes compared to the rest of the country: 12:1/p
pbCat Ski Ratio: /bAmount of humor (in hours laughing) inspired to amount of fitness facilitated (in hours training): 435:1/p
pbBirkie Fever Ratio: /bTotal hours of Birkie preparation (world wide) to hours participating. 6Billion: 1/p
psend along other ratios indexes: johnnyklister@gmail.com/p
Train, Eat, Sleep. Train, Eat, Sleep. Thats what people always talk about on training camps. That’s all you do. Sometimes you mix it up, but that’s the basic formula.
We hear a lot about the training, and I won’t get into that now. We don’t hear too much about the eating and sleeping though, so I’m going to try to attack these lesser understood parts of the training camp. I actually won’t talk at all about sleeping either. So really, this is about eating. And that’s good, because we all like to eat, and really, it’s more like eat breakfast, train/eat a powerbar, eat a recovery snack, eat lunch, eat a snack, sleep, eat before you train again, train, eat more recovery stuff, eat dinner, eat dessert, eat a snack, eat before you sleep, and sleep. Thats two for training, two for sleeping, and eleven for eating.
I’ll attack breakfast and dinner some other time. I wouldn’t dare get into snacks or recovery stuff. Here, I’ll discuss the one that’s forgotten the most. The middle child to older brother breakfast (the nerdy overachiever of the meal family) and younger brother dinner (needs all the attention but isn’t even that great all the time). That’s right, here comes lunch. Served hot with a side of sun-chips.
After 22 years on earth, I’m ready to say that I’ve got lunch figured out pretty good. I’ve learned from others, checked into new ideas, kept some, trashed others, and came out on top. And most importantly, I found a teacher; a guru; a sensei in the lunchtime arts. Wyatt Fereday taught me one day that it doesn’t really matter whats in your lunch, but how many things there are. In this case, unlike so many other things, its the quantity that rules supreme while quality takes a back seat.
It was Wyatt that told me to get a big wrap or some nice bread slices and just pile things on. I’ve seen walk into a dining hall, put a wrap on a plate, and on the wrap he piled mayo, cream cheese, mustard, pepper, salt, ham, turkey, salami, tuna, roast beef, lettuce, tomato, carrots, beets, grapes, potato salad, fruit salad, coleslaw, melon slices, steak, thai peanut noodles, french fries, fried chicken, pizza slices, hamburgers, ketchup, cheddar, american, jack and mozzarella cheeses, cheerios, frosted flakes, the contents of a teabag, sour cream, soft serve, moose track ice cream and topped it off with sprinkles and thousand island dressing. By the time he was ready to eat, he had a trail of ingredients from the serving area to the table, and a grin from ear to ear. The wrap would not wrap. He just picked it up, dunked it in a cup of Pepsi, opened wide and wasn’t seen for an hour.
Not really. I’ve never seen him tear open a teabag. That’s gross. But you get the idea. I took that lesson and that example with me here, to Lake Tahoe, land of the 99 cent avocado and leftover lasagna, and have been working to perfect my mid-day excursions to lunch-land. Today, I finally put it all together. I was what you would call in sports “In The Zone.” Nothing was getting in my way and everything I needed was within my limits. If you’ve ever had a race where you just couldn’t tire yourself out, a game where everything is in slow motion for you and you just can’t mess up, a spelling bee where the right letters practically fall out of your mouth, or a day when you need to sign a bunch of credit card receipts and your signature looks like it should be on a baseball glove and the pens are always full of ink and the paper never rips, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s your spoiler alert. I’m about to describe this sandwich. If you want to try to figure out the perfect lunch by yourself, stop reading. For the rest of you, you’re welcome.
I start with two slices of brown bread. I spread whipped cream cheese, thick, on both slices. Then I put a bunch of pepper on one side. Then 4 slices of turkey on one side, a half an avocado on that, and maybe 25 1cm cubed pieces of tri-tip steak, cooked the night before on a charcoal grill and pre-rubbed in a universal Raley’s Foods steak rub. On the other piece of bread, I put a layer of lasagna down. I do this by cutting a bit off and cutting it into ribbons and spreading it over the bread. Then on top of that is a layer of mashed potatoes (skins on, not my choice, but it worked). I forgot to mention though, there’s a pretty thick layer of mozzarella off the block under the lasagna, over the cream cheese spread. So that’s the ingredients.
Now the next step is complicated. I had an oven and broiler, a toaster, a microwave, and a George Foreman grill as cooking options. I also have the charcoal grill, but there’s no charcoal left and that’s a pretty big hassle. Before any of this goes on though, I needed to turn two big sandwich sides into one tall sandwich. I preferred to flip the cheese/lasagna/potato side because the steak bits are really loose. Good thing the potatoes secure them (premeditated). So I flip it without much trouble and slide it into a shallow bowl because it’s going to get messy. Don’t doubt it. It goes into the microwave for a minute to warm everything up and melt the cheese some, then into the George Foreman. That’s tricky, because the bread is limp, but it needs to get grilled. It maxes out the Foreman, but it works and about a minute to a minute and a half later it’s ready to come out.

I made a mess getting it back into the bowl, but once that happens, I know I only have one more roadblock, and that’s getting this thing airborne and then into the hangar. By hangar, I mean my mouth. I know planes don’t go airborn and then into the hanger, but that’s not my fault. The metaphor just isn’t any good. One it’s up though, it never touches down. So I guess it doesn’t go into the hangar. It’s sort of a kamikaze mission for the sandwich-it has no chance of survival.
Train, Eat, Sleep. Train, Eat, Sleep. Thats what people always talk about on training camps. That’s all you do. Sometimes you mix it up, but that’s the basic formula.
We hear a lot about the training, and I won’t get into that now. We don’t hear too much about the eating and sleeping though, so I’m going to try to attack these lesser understood parts of the training camp. I actually won’t talk at all about sleeping either. So really, this is about eating. And that’s good, because we all like to eat, and really, it’s more like eat breakfast, train/eat a powerbar, eat a recovery snack, eat lunch, eat a snack, sleep, eat before you train again, train, eat more recovery stuff, eat dinner, eat dessert, eat a snack, eat before you sleep, and sleep. Thats two for training, two for sleeping, and eleven for eating.
I’ll attack breakfast and dinner some other time. I wouldn’t dare get into snacks or recovery stuff. Here, I’ll discuss the one that’s forgotten the most. The middle child to older brother breakfast (the nerdy overachiever of the meal family) and younger brother dinner (needs all the attention but isn’t even that great all the time). That’s right, here comes lunch. Served hot with a side of sun-chips.
After 22 years on earth, I’m ready to say that I’ve got lunch figured out pretty good. I’ve learned from others, checked into new ideas, kept some, trashed others, and came out on top. And most importantly, I found a teacher; a guru; a sensei in the lunchtime arts. Wyatt Fereday taught me one day that it doesn’t really matter whats in your lunch, but how many things there are. In this case, unlike so many other things, its the quantity that rules supreme while quality takes a back seat.
It was Wyatt that told me to get a big wrap or some nice bread slices and just pile things on. I’ve seen walk into a dining hall, put a wrap on a plate, and on the wrap he piled mayo, cream cheese, mustard, pepper, salt, ham, turkey, salami, tuna, roast beef, lettuce, tomato, carrots, beets, grapes, potato salad, fruit salad, coleslaw, melon slices, steak, thai peanut noodles, french fries, fried chicken, pizza slices, hamburgers, ketchup, cheddar, american, jack and mozzarella cheeses, cheerios, frosted flakes, the contents of a teabag, sour cream, soft serve, moose track ice cream and topped it off with sprinkles and thousand island dressing. By the time he was ready to eat, he had a trail of ingredients from the serving area to the table, and a grin from ear to ear. The wrap would not wrap. He just picked it up, dunked it in a cup of Pepsi, opened wide and wasn’t seen for an hour.
Not really. I’ve never seen him tear open a teabag. That’s gross. But you get the idea. I took that lesson and that example with me here, to Lake Tahoe, land of the 99 cent avocado and leftover lasagna, and have been working to perfect my mid-day excursions to lunch-land. Today, I finally put it all together. I was what you would call in sports “In The Zone.” Nothing was getting in my way and everything I needed was within my limits. If you’ve ever had a race where you just couldn’t tire yourself out, a game where everything is in slow motion for you and you just can’t mess up, a spelling bee where the right letters practically fall out of your mouth, or a day when you need to sign a bunch of credit card receipts and your signature looks like it should be on a baseball glove and the pens are always full of ink and the paper never rips, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s your spoiler alert. I’m about to describe this sandwich. If you want to try to figure out the perfect lunch by yourself, stop reading. For the rest of you, you’re welcome.
I start with two slices of brown bread. I spread whipped cream cheese, thick, on both slices. Then I put a bunch of pepper on one side. Then 4 slices of turkey on one side, a half an avocado on that, and maybe 25 1cm cubed pieces of tri-tip steak, cooked the night before on a charcoal grill and pre-rubbed in a universal Raley’s Foods steak rub. On the other piece of bread, I put a layer of lasagna down. I do this by cutting a bit off and cutting it into ribbons and spreading it over the bread. Then on top of that is a layer of mashed potatoes (skins on, not my choice, but it worked). I forgot to mention though, there’s a pretty thick layer of mozzarella off the block under the lasagna, over the cream cheese spread. So that’s the ingredients.
Now the next step is complicated. I had an oven and broiler, a toaster, a microwave, and a George Foreman grill as cooking options. I also have the charcoal grill, but there’s no charcoal left and that’s a pretty big hassle. Before any of this goes on though, I needed to turn two big sandwich sides into one tall sandwich. I preferred to flip the cheese/lasagna/potato side because the steak bits are really loose. Good thing the potatoes secure them (premeditated). So I flip it without much trouble and slide it into a shallow bowl because it’s going to get messy. Don’t doubt it. It goes into the microwave for a minute to warm everything up and melt the cheese some, then into the George Foreman. That’s tricky, because the bread is limp, but it needs to get grilled. It maxes out the Foreman, but it works and about a minute to a minute and a half later it’s ready to come out.

I made a mess getting it back into the bowl, but once that happens, I know I only have one more roadblock, and that’s getting this thing airborne and then into the hangar. By hangar, I mean my mouth. I know planes don’t go airborn and then into the hanger, but that’s not my fault. The metaphor just isn’t any good. One it’s up though, it never touches down. So I guess it doesn’t go into the hangar. It’s sort of a kamikaze mission for the sandwich-it has no chance of survival.
Train, Eat, Sleep. Train, Eat, Sleep. Thats what people always talk about on training camps. That’s all you do. Sometimes you mix it up, but that’s the basic formula.
We hear a lot about the training, and I won’t get into that now. We don’t hear too much about the eating and sleeping though, so I’m going to try to attack these lesser understood parts of the training camp. I actually won’t talk at all about sleeping either. So really, this is about eating. And that’s good, because we all like to eat, and really, it’s more like eat breakfast, train/eat a powerbar, eat a recovery snack, eat lunch, eat a snack, sleep, eat before you train again, train, eat more recovery stuff, eat dinner, eat dessert, eat a snack, eat before you sleep, and sleep. Thats two for training, two for sleeping, and eleven for eating.
I’ll attack breakfast and dinner some other time. I wouldn’t dare get into snacks or recovery stuff. Here, I’ll discuss the one that’s forgotten the most. The middle child to older brother breakfast (the nerdy overachiever of the meal family) and younger brother dinner (needs all the attention but isn’t even that great all the time). That’s right, here comes lunch. Served hot with a side of sun-chips.
After 22 years on earth, I’m ready to say that I’ve got lunch figured out pretty good. I’ve learned from others, checked into new ideas, kept some, trashed others, and came out on top. And most importantly, I found a teacher; a guru; a sensei in the lunchtime arts. Wyatt Fereday taught me one day that it doesn’t really matter whats in your lunch, but how many things there are. In this case, unlike so many other things, its the quantity that rules supreme while quality takes a back seat.
It was Wyatt that told me to get a big wrap or some nice bread slices and just pile things on. I’ve seen walk into a dining hall, put a wrap on a plate, and on the wrap he piled mayo, cream cheese, mustard, pepper, salt, ham, turkey, salami, tuna, roast beef, lettuce, tomato, carrots, beets, grapes, potato salad, fruit salad, coleslaw, melon slices, steak, thai peanut noodles, french fries, fried chicken, pizza slices, hamburgers, ketchup, cheddar, american, jack and mozzarella cheeses, cheerios, frosted flakes, the contents of a teabag, sour cream, soft serve, moose track ice cream and topped it off with sprinkles and thousand island dressing. By the time he was ready to eat, he had a trail of ingredients from the serving area to the table, and a grin from ear to ear. The wrap would not wrap. He just picked it up, dunked it in a cup of Pepsi, opened wide and wasn’t seen for an hour.
Not really. I’ve never seen him tear open a teabag. That’s gross. But you get the idea. I took that lesson and that example with me here, to Lake Tahoe, land of the 99 cent avocado and leftover lasagna, and have been working to perfect my mid-day excursions to lunch-land. Today, I finally put it all together. I was what you would call in sports “In The Zone.” Nothing was getting in my way and everything I needed was within my limits. If you’ve ever had a race where you just couldn’t tire yourself out, a game where everything is in slow motion for you and you just can’t mess up, a spelling bee where the right letters practically fall out of your mouth, or a day when you need to sign a bunch of credit card receipts and your signature looks like it should be on a baseball glove and the pens are always full of ink and the paper never rips, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s your spoiler alert. I’m about to describe this sandwich. If you want to try to figure out the perfect lunch by yourself, stop reading. For the rest of you, you’re welcome.
I start with two slices of brown bread. I spread whipped cream cheese, thick, on both slices. Then I put a bunch of pepper on one side. Then 4 slices of turkey on one side, a half an avocado on that, and maybe 25 1cm cubed pieces of tri-tip steak, cooked the night before on a charcoal grill and pre-rubbed in a universal Raley’s Foods steak rub. On the other piece of bread, I put a layer of lasagna down. I do this by cutting a bit off and cutting it into ribbons and spreading it over the bread. Then on top of that is a layer of mashed potatoes (skins on, not my choice, but it worked). I forgot to mention though, there’s a pretty thick layer of mozzarella off the block under the lasagna, over the cream cheese spread. So that’s the ingredients.
Now the next step is complicated. I had an oven and broiler, a toaster, a microwave, and a George Foreman grill as cooking options. I also have the charcoal grill, but there’s no charcoal left and that’s a pretty big hassle. Before any of this goes on though, I needed to turn two big sandwich sides into one tall sandwich. I preferred to flip the cheese/lasagna/potato side because the steak bits are really loose. Good thing the potatoes secure them (premeditated). So I flip it without much trouble and slide it into a shallow bowl because it’s going to get messy. Don’t doubt it. It goes into the microwave for a minute to warm everything up and melt the cheese some, then into the George Foreman. That’s tricky, because the bread is limp, but it needs to get grilled. It maxes out the Foreman, but it works and about a minute to a minute and a half later it’s ready to come out.

I made a mess getting it back into the bowl, but once that happens, I know I only have one more roadblock, and that’s getting this thing airborne and then into the hangar. By hangar, I mean my mouth. I know planes don’t go airborn and then into the hanger, but that’s not my fault. The metaphor just isn’t any good. One it’s up though, it never touches down. So I guess it doesn’t go into the hangar. It’s sort of a kamikaze mission for the sandwich-it has no chance of survival.
Train, Eat, Sleep. Train, Eat, Sleep. Thats what people always talk about on training camps. That’s all you do. Sometimes you mix it up, but that’s the basic formula.
We hear a lot about the training, and I won’t get into that now. We don’t hear too much about the eating and sleeping though, so I’m going to try to attack these lesser understood parts of the training camp. I actually won’t talk at all about sleeping either. So really, this is about eating. And that’s good, because we all like to eat, and really, it’s more like eat breakfast, train/eat a powerbar, eat a recovery snack, eat lunch, eat a snack, sleep, eat before you train again, train, eat more recovery stuff, eat dinner, eat dessert, eat a snack, eat before you sleep, and sleep. Thats two for training, two for sleeping, and eleven for eating.
I’ll attack breakfast and dinner some other time. I wouldn’t dare get into snacks or recovery stuff. Here, I’ll discuss the one that’s forgotten the most. The middle child to older brother breakfast (the nerdy overachiever of the meal family) and younger brother dinner (needs all the attention but isn’t even that great all the time). That’s right, here comes lunch. Served hot with a side of sun-chips.
After 22 years on earth, I’m ready to say that I’ve got lunch figured out pretty good. I’ve learned from others, checked into new ideas, kept some, trashed others, and came out on top. And most importantly, I found a teacher; a guru; a sensei in the lunchtime arts. Wyatt Fereday taught me one day that it doesn’t really matter whats in your lunch, but how many things there are. In this case, unlike so many other things, its the quantity that rules supreme while quality takes a back seat.
It was Wyatt that told me to get a big wrap or some nice bread slices and just pile things on. I’ve seen walk into a dining hall, put a wrap on a plate, and on the wrap he piled mayo, cream cheese, mustard, pepper, salt, ham, turkey, salami, tuna, roast beef, lettuce, tomato, carrots, beets, grapes, potato salad, fruit salad, coleslaw, melon slices, steak, thai peanut noodles, french fries, fried chicken, pizza slices, hamburgers, ketchup, cheddar, american, jack and mozzarella cheeses, cheerios, frosted flakes, the contents of a teabag, sour cream, soft serve, moose track ice cream and topped it off with sprinkles and thousand island dressing. By the time he was ready to eat, he had a trail of ingredients from the serving area to the table, and a grin from ear to ear. The wrap would not wrap. He just picked it up, dunked it in a cup of Pepsi, opened wide and wasn’t seen for an hour.
Not really. I’ve never seen him tear open a teabag. That’s gross. But you get the idea. I took that lesson and that example with me here, to Lake Tahoe, land of the 99 cent avocado and leftover lasagna, and have been working to perfect my mid-day excursions to lunch-land. Today, I finally put it all together. I was what you would call in sports “In The Zone.” Nothing was getting in my way and everything I needed was within my limits. If you’ve ever had a race where you just couldn’t tire yourself out, a game where everything is in slow motion for you and you just can’t mess up, a spelling bee where the right letters practically fall out of your mouth, or a day when you need to sign a bunch of credit card receipts and your signature looks like it should be on a baseball glove and the pens are always full of ink and the paper never rips, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s your spoiler alert. I’m about to describe this sandwich. If you want to try to figure out the perfect lunch by yourself, stop reading. For the rest of you, you’re welcome.
I start with two slices of brown bread. I spread whipped cream cheese, thick, on both slices. Then I put a bunch of pepper on one side. Then 4 slices of turkey on one side, a half an avocado on that, and maybe 25 1cm cubed pieces of tri-tip steak, cooked the night before on a charcoal grill and pre-rubbed in a universal Raley’s Foods steak rub. On the other piece of bread, I put a layer of lasagna down. I do this by cutting a bit off and cutting it into ribbons and spreading it over the bread. Then on top of that is a layer of mashed potatoes (skins on, not my choice, but it worked). I forgot to mention though, there’s a pretty thick layer of mozzarella off the block under the lasagna, over the cream cheese spread. So that’s the ingredients.
Now the next step is complicated. I had an oven and broiler, a toaster, a microwave, and a George Foreman grill as cooking options. I also have the charcoal grill, but there’s no charcoal left and that’s a pretty big hassle. Before any of this goes on though, I needed to turn two big sandwich sides into one tall sandwich. I preferred to flip the cheese/lasagna/potato side because the steak bits are really loose. Good thing the potatoes secure them (premeditated). So I flip it without much trouble and slide it into a shallow bowl because it’s going to get messy. Don’t doubt it. It goes into the microwave for a minute to warm everything up and melt the cheese some, then into the George Foreman. That’s tricky, because the bread is limp, but it needs to get grilled. It maxes out the Foreman, but it works and about a minute to a minute and a half later it’s ready to come out.

I made a mess getting it back into the bowl, but once that happens, I know I only have one more roadblock, and that’s getting this thing airborne and then into the hangar. By hangar, I mean my mouth. I know planes don’t go airborn and then into the hanger, but that’s not my fault. The metaphor just isn’t any good. One it’s up though, it never touches down. So I guess it doesn’t go into the hangar. It’s sort of a kamikaze mission for the sandwich-it has no chance of survival.
Train, Eat, Sleep. Train, Eat, Sleep. Thats what people always talk about on training camps. That’s all you do. Sometimes you mix it up, but that’s the basic formula.
We hear a lot about the training, and I won’t get into that now. We don’t hear too much about the eating and sleeping though, so I’m going to try to attack these lesser understood parts of the training camp. I actually won’t talk at all about sleeping either. So really, this is about eating. And that’s good, because we all like to eat, and really, it’s more like eat breakfast, train/eat a powerbar, eat a recovery snack, eat lunch, eat a snack, sleep, eat before you train again, train, eat more recovery stuff, eat dinner, eat dessert, eat a snack, eat before you sleep, and sleep. Thats two for training, two for sleeping, and eleven for eating.
I’ll attack breakfast and dinner some other time. I wouldn’t dare get into snacks or recovery stuff. Here, I’ll discuss the one that’s forgotten the most. The middle child to older brother breakfast (the nerdy overachiever of the meal family) and younger brother dinner (needs all the attention but isn’t even that great all the time). That’s right, here comes lunch. Served hot with a side of sun-chips.
After 22 years on earth, I’m ready to say that I’ve got lunch figured out pretty good. I’ve learned from others, checked into new ideas, kept some, trashed others, and came out on top. And most importantly, I found a teacher; a guru; a sensei in the lunchtime arts. Wyatt Fereday taught me one day that it doesn’t really matter whats in your lunch, but how many things there are. In this case, unlike so many other things, its the quantity that rules supreme while quality takes a back seat.
It was Wyatt that told me to get a big wrap or some nice bread slices and just pile things on. I’ve seen walk into a dining hall, put a wrap on a plate, and on the wrap he piled mayo, cream cheese, mustard, pepper, salt, ham, turkey, salami, tuna, roast beef, lettuce, tomato, carrots, beets, grapes, potato salad, fruit salad, coleslaw, melon slices, steak, thai peanut noodles, french fries, fried chicken, pizza slices, hamburgers, ketchup, cheddar, american, jack and mozzarella cheeses, cheerios, frosted flakes, the contents of a teabag, sour cream, soft serve, moose track ice cream and topped it off with sprinkles and thousand island dressing. By the time he was ready to eat, he had a trail of ingredients from the serving area to the table, and a grin from ear to ear. The wrap would not wrap. He just picked it up, dunked it in a cup of Pepsi, opened wide and wasn’t seen for an hour.
Not really. I’ve never seen him tear open a teabag. That’s gross. But you get the idea. I took that lesson and that example with me here, to Lake Tahoe, land of the 99 cent avocado and leftover lasagna, and have been working to perfect my mid-day excursions to lunch-land. Today, I finally put it all together. I was what you would call in sports “In The Zone.” Nothing was getting in my way and everything I needed was within my limits. If you’ve ever had a race where you just couldn’t tire yourself out, a game where everything is in slow motion for you and you just can’t mess up, a spelling bee where the right letters practically fall out of your mouth, or a day when you need to sign a bunch of credit card receipts and your signature looks like it should be on a baseball glove and the pens are always full of ink and the paper never rips, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s your spoiler alert. I’m about to describe this sandwich. If you want to try to figure out the perfect lunch by yourself, stop reading. For the rest of you, you’re welcome.
I start with two slices of brown bread. I spread whipped cream cheese, thick, on both slices. Then I put a bunch of pepper on one side. Then 4 slices of turkey on one side, a half an avocado on that, and maybe 25 1cm cubed pieces of tri-tip steak, cooked the night before on a charcoal grill and pre-rubbed in a universal Raley’s Foods steak rub. On the other piece of bread, I put a layer of lasagna down. I do this by cutting a bit off and cutting it into ribbons and spreading it over the bread. Then on top of that is a layer of mashed potatoes (skins on, not my choice, but it worked). I forgot to mention though, there’s a pretty thick layer of mozzarella off the block under the lasagna, over the cream cheese spread. So that’s the ingredients.
Now the next step is complicated. I had an oven and broiler, a toaster, a microwave, and a George Foreman grill as cooking options. I also have the charcoal grill, but there’s no charcoal left and that’s a pretty big hassle. Before any of this goes on though, I needed to turn two big sandwich sides into one tall sandwich. I preferred to flip the cheese/lasagna/potato side because the steak bits are really loose. Good thing the potatoes secure them (premeditated). So I flip it without much trouble and slide it into a shallow bowl because it’s going to get messy. Don’t doubt it. It goes into the microwave for a minute to warm everything up and melt the cheese some, then into the George Foreman. That’s tricky, because the bread is limp, but it needs to get grilled. It maxes out the Foreman, but it works and about a minute to a minute and a half later it’s ready to come out.

I made a mess getting it back into the bowl, but once that happens, I know I only have one more roadblock, and that’s getting this thing airborne and then into the hangar. By hangar, I mean my mouth. I know planes don’t go airborn and then into the hanger, but that’s not my fault. The metaphor just isn’t any good. One it’s up though, it never touches down. So I guess it doesn’t go into the hangar. It’s sort of a kamikaze mission for the sandwich-it has no chance of survival.
Train, Eat, Sleep. Train, Eat, Sleep. Thats what people always talk about on training camps. That’s all you do. Sometimes you mix it up, but that’s the basic formula.
We hear a lot about the training, and I won’t get into that now. We don’t hear too much about the eating and sleeping though, so I’m going to try to attack these lesser understood parts of the training camp. I actually won’t talk at all about sleeping either. So really, this is about eating. And that’s good, because we all like to eat, and really, it’s more like eat breakfast, train/eat a powerbar, eat a recovery snack, eat lunch, eat a snack, sleep, eat before you train again, train, eat more recovery stuff, eat dinner, eat dessert, eat a snack, eat before you sleep, and sleep. Thats two for training, two for sleeping, and eleven for eating.
I’ll attack breakfast and dinner some other time. I wouldn’t dare get into snacks or recovery stuff. Here, I’ll discuss the one that’s forgotten the most. The middle child to older brother breakfast (the nerdy overachiever of the meal family) and younger brother dinner (needs all the attention but isn’t even that great all the time). That’s right, here comes lunch. Served hot with a side of sun-chips.
After 22 years on earth, I’m ready to say that I’ve got lunch figured out pretty good. I’ve learned from others, checked into new ideas, kept some, trashed others, and came out on top. And most importantly, I found a teacher; a guru; a sensei in the lunchtime arts. Wyatt Fereday taught me one day that it doesn’t really matter whats in your lunch, but how many things there are. In this case, unlike so many other things, its the quantity that rules supreme while quality takes a back seat.
It was Wyatt that told me to get a big wrap or some nice bread slices and just pile things on. I’ve seen walk into a dining hall, put a wrap on a plate, and on the wrap he piled mayo, cream cheese, mustard, pepper, salt, ham, turkey, salami, tuna, roast beef, lettuce, tomato, carrots, beets, grapes, potato salad, fruit salad, coleslaw, melon slices, steak, thai peanut noodles, french fries, fried chicken, pizza slices, hamburgers, ketchup, cheddar, american, jack and mozzarella cheeses, cheerios, frosted flakes, the contents of a teabag, sour cream, soft serve, moose track ice cream and topped it off with sprinkles and thousand island dressing. By the time he was ready to eat, he had a trail of ingredients from the serving area to the table, and a grin from ear to ear. The wrap would not wrap. He just picked it up, dunked it in a cup of Pepsi, opened wide and wasn’t seen for an hour.
Not really. I’ve never seen him tear open a teabag. That’s gross. But you get the idea. I took that lesson and that example with me here, to Lake Tahoe, land of the 99 cent avocado and leftover lasagna, and have been working to perfect my mid-day excursions to lunch-land. Today, I finally put it all together. I was what you would call in sports “In The Zone.” Nothing was getting in my way and everything I needed was within my limits. If you’ve ever had a race where you just couldn’t tire yourself out, a game where everything is in slow motion for you and you just can’t mess up, a spelling bee where the right letters practically fall out of your mouth, or a day when you need to sign a bunch of credit card receipts and your signature looks like it should be on a baseball glove and the pens are always full of ink and the paper never rips, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s your spoiler alert. I’m about to describe this sandwich. If you want to try to figure out the perfect lunch by yourself, stop reading. For the rest of you, you’re welcome.
I start with two slices of brown bread. I spread whipped cream cheese, thick, on both slices. Then I put a bunch of pepper on one side. Then 4 slices of turkey on one side, a half an avocado on that, and maybe 25 1cm cubed pieces of tri-tip steak, cooked the night before on a charcoal grill and pre-rubbed in a universal Raley’s Foods steak rub. On the other piece of bread, I put a layer of lasagna down. I do this by cutting a bit off and cutting it into ribbons and spreading it over the bread. Then on top of that is a layer of mashed potatoes (skins on, not my choice, but it worked). I forgot to mention though, there’s a pretty thick layer of mozzarella off the block under the lasagna, over the cream cheese spread. So that’s the ingredients.
Now the next step is complicated. I had an oven and broiler, a toaster, a microwave, and a George Foreman grill as cooking options. I also have the charcoal grill, but there’s no charcoal left and that’s a pretty big hassle. Before any of this goes on though, I needed to turn two big sandwich sides into one tall sandwich. I preferred to flip the cheese/lasagna/potato side because the steak bits are really loose. Good thing the potatoes secure them (premeditated). So I flip it without much trouble and slide it into a shallow bowl because it’s going to get messy. Don’t doubt it. It goes into the microwave for a minute to warm everything up and melt the cheese some, then into the George Foreman. That’s tricky, because the bread is limp, but it needs to get grilled. It maxes out the Foreman, but it works and about a minute to a minute and a half later it’s ready to come out.

I made a mess getting it back into the bowl, but once that happens, I know I only have one more roadblock, and that’s getting this thing airborne and then into the hangar. By hangar, I mean my mouth. I know planes don’t go airborn and then into the hanger, but that’s not my fault. The metaphor just isn’t any good. One it’s up though, it never touches down. So I guess it doesn’t go into the hangar. It’s sort of a kamikaze mission for the sandwich-it has no chance of survival.